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Hmm... Gasping Goofballs Sure Don't Know Much About History!

What is the problem here - the gap between their two front teeth somehow created a vacuum that got all the way up to their brains and sucked in most of the grey matter to be found there...? Duh! How could the brains behind sempiternally trendy brand ''THE GAP'' (yeah, we know it's not ''THE'' GAP but just ''the GAP'' - so don't get your socks all in a bundle over it now, you hear?) - how could they?!?  Actually, the question is not ''how could they do this'' but really ''how could they NOT HAVE KNOWN WHAT IT REALLY MEANT... originally, that is!'' For those in need of a HISTORY COURSE FOR THE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL DUMMY - here is one . And here, right here, is another:

Hmm... B.A.D. To The Bone?

And so it is B.A.D. - and what have *you* done? Hmm?  HMM? This cool thing called a ''social media badge widget''  (by StressFreeSites!) was to be found on the lower left corner of their webpage - but it is clearly embeddable exclusively on Wordpress blogs - and so it has me thinking... How can it truly be called ''stress free'' when it infuriates ME and EVERYONE ELSE that wanted to embed this thing onto HERE... for example... HERE being a good old-fashioned, slightly archaic (perhaps) Blogger blog!   And Stress Free Sites (SFS - hmm?) has the gull to ask on their site if we are, in fact, feeling stressed...? OF COURSE WE ARE - AND YOU  ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO BETTER THAT SITUATION, DESPITE YOUR BEAUTIFUL PROMISES...!!!  Personally, I am way fed up with all manners of widgets, great and small: the damnable things fail you, always, sooner or later.  Why bother going through so much trouble, accessing your template, finding just the right spot and ri...