l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

Nothing ludicrous here... Only some luminous words... And ludacris music! *Lol* - among others! The languishing blog + the lambasting blog = luminous pondering! NOT the ludicrous blog, NO! It's as simple as that! All Right? Enjoy! ;-)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Hmm... The "LAISSER-ALLER" Is Truly Going Too Far Over In "QUAW-BECK" Land...

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Montréal est prête pour le repêchage


True journalism pros would have gone with "TOUT MONTRÉAL" and not with the feminine take of the city (even though, in French, a city - une ville - is a feminine word...) because doing it this way makes the uneducated immediately think it is okay to say "prête" (or "prette" really - as it spells itself out in their minds) on EVERY occasion... Such as "le diner est prette" and "les travaux sont prettes" - yikes! RDS (RIS -not as in LOL, no - READ ON...) failed miserably in its role to educate and give out a PRIME example on how to SPEAK properly, there...
But there is worse where that came from...

As if that sorry turn of phrase wasn't bad enough, check out what we find here, on the RDS.CA website (lest it is the laughable RIS.CA site now...? Get it - RIS = LAUGH, in French! It almost reads like they did it ON PURPOSE! Self-detrimental humor is a habit of a lifetime for some - and it was quite lucrative for the likes of Woody Allen for instance; however, here, I just think they are inept, that's all! But I am digressing again...)
HENCE, here, I commented on the addition of a mere GOON made out to be something more than what it truly is (an insignificant desperate move by a GM out of ideas... number 23, Bob Gainey!) and I just had to knock some sense into them goon-lovers...
Here is what I said on the sorry subject:
IN RE: G.L.
George Laraque c'est un peu beaucoup John Kordic version 2.0 - juste assez chanceux pour avoir été avec 2 équipes au bon moment (les Oilers puis les Penguins - 2 apparitions en finale par pur concours de circonstance) et c'est pas mal tout ce qu'il y a dire là-dessus. Carbo et les partisans vont surtout en rager quand George commettra une bévue qui coûtera le match, oui... Je ne vois pas ou très peu de chances de l'apprécier - à moins qu'il continue une chronique ici et donne la chance aux amateurs de passer leur frustration en l'invectivant directement et ouvertement...? En bout de ligne, George va décevoir parce que seuls les chauds partisans de violence sur glace vont vraiment "apprécier" ses "talents"... Je vois mal comment un combat pourra donner de la motivation aux moumounes Kostityn ou au gardien Price! Cela égaiera tant soit peu les matchs les plus mornes... Mais la SRC trouvera plus à faire avec lui, je pense bien: après tout, Laraque pourra toujours représenter le CH chez Laflaque...!

Hmm...
I don't think silly RDS/RIS published that one either!
Brats!
They can't recognized a good piece of writing from a bad one if their LIVES depended upon it...
Well - their loss, our gain (or good riddance, really!)
At least they published OTHER GEMS OF MINE...
Hint, hint...!
;-)

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Hmm... And They Said I Had Morbid Ideas For That 400th B-Day Bash? HA!

To those who *dared* infer that my preference for ALAIN SOUCHON over PAUL McCARTNEY for "artiste de choix" on this Sunday, for (supposedly) THE big "show of shows" for this 400th anniversary of the foundation of Québec City ongoing (sigh) celebration (seems to be going on and on forever already - ENOUGH, ALREADY!) well - I can only say this... HA!

I wanted Souchon because he could have sung THE most perfect song for this occasion - a song that seems tailor-made indeed and to be destined to embody the SPIRIT OF QUÉBEC INDEED! That song is... LES REGRETS!

The song has this line early on in it: "j'ai perdu mon allégresse / sur des bateaux de conquête" - and that alone embodies the ambiance that surrounded the very foundation of Québec City four-hundred years ago, if you ask me!!!

But noooooooooooo - some (or many... make that MOST!) do not want to hear THE TRUTH!

Well, well, well - look at what the French, the very city of Québec and all the other morons associated "de près ou de loin" with it WENT AND HAVE DONE INSTEAD... HUH?

They frowned upon LES REGRETS (probably in favor of McCartney's lone French song, OÙ EST LE SOLEIL, as an anthem for this 400th un-anniversary...) perhaps, but then they went and set-up another version of LES MISÉRABLES at the venerable Théatre de Québec for the remainder of the festivities... The Sexiest Sexagenarian North of the Border, Dominique Michel, was even seen attending that, at the arm of mayor of Quebec... uh... what's his name again, Regis or something?!? ANYWAY... Sexy Dominating Dominique was even heard saying that she went to the MISÉRABLES premiere only because it gave her a chance to see the LOUVRE À QUÉBEC exposition earlier in the day! (You did know that the famed museum of Paris, LE LOUVRE, actually bothered to ship off some of its inestimable treasures (yawn) across the big drink, so it'd be a part of this 400th extravaganza for not much at all - rrrrrrrrright? Makes me wonder if BELPHEGOR, LE FANTÔME DU LOUVRE also came ; much like that time where they shipped off Dracula on a ship headed for London, so the fiend would wreak havoc THERE instead of HOME... Something like that! The French are VERY capable of something like this; and much worse too! I tell you, with cousins like this, Québec can well have become such a misbegotten one as well... But I digress, I guess!)

Thus, to make it short, there you have it: you could have nothing more than LES REGRETS if I had been heard, listened to at last; heck, if I was in charge - as well I should be! But instead, you got the ultimate humiliation; being called, by inference, LES MISÉRABLES! And this coming from the French - how degrading! It doesn't get much more degrading than that, I tell ya! This is added insult to the previous injury when PARIS MATCH actually botched up an article about Québec, showing its total lack of interest and certainly lack of CARING about the subject at hand, when they confused Quebec CITY and Québec the PROVINCE...

And now this!

HA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But yo - the bad publicity the likes of 1001 "indépendentistes" (including even buffoonesque Normand Brathwaite, who's usually content to make people LAUGH at his hijinks and at him, not at his political stance...) have gotten in the British tabloids, heading towards this Sunday show, are totally their own fault now and, thus, fully and well-deserved! They say such inane things about one of the Beatles; that he has no place here on this occasion, that all he does is remind people that most of those 400 years where spent under "le joug de l'empire britannique" - as if the Queen of England had been a tyrannical despot to them, or something... HA! Thye hate English because to French - and yet they just mangle that language beyond repair!!! And they want to blame it on a Beatle now, instead of just coming out and saying what they should be saying really: that he's an over-the-hill has-been who's on top of that an old silly goat since he got so easily scammed by a one-limbed bimbo?!?

HA - give me a break, you silly French frogs!!!


Découvrez Alain Souchon!

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Sunday, July 06, 2008

Hmm... He Must Have Meant The Gauls?

Souveraineté au 400e (04/07/08)
Souveraineté au 400e (04/07/08)

Souveraineté au 400e (04/07/08) - C’est la controverse autour d’une déclaration du premier ministre français François Fillion lors des cérémonies du 400e en parlant du Québec comme un pays.

Hmm...
The true scandalous thing to say, to rain on their queer Quebecker parade, would have been to say that this so-called "nation" is nothing but a historical MISTAKE...! To hear the same tired crap (allegations that it is, in fact, some sort of legitimate nation) is simply not what I'd call "controversy" - at all.
It is merely pure FOLLY.
The French know follies well too, of course - so it isn't surprising one bit that it comes from one of them, amusingly AFTER the Paris-Match GAFFE showing that they don't even know much about Québec, over there - certainly not enough to warrant France's support of it - AT ALL.
Note that it is the Sarkozy (he whom I call "sarcophagus breath" - sorry, Carla Bruni, to see you kiss that - soooooo sorry - not!) dispatched clod that made the faux-pas and so-called controversial declaration; not the distinguished Ségolène Royal, also in town for the 400th birthday bash in Québec City... Sarkozy himself is too busy gushing over the liberated Ingrid Betancourt to waste time with a lost colony that's way up there in years...! Ahh, Ségolène really should have been the elected one, just like Hillary, not Sarkozy or Barack Obama! Ingrid would have still been released - and, at least, with Ségolène Royal welcoming here, it would not have felt so odd (as in "a borderline unhealthy obsession with Ingrid" vibe) when Miss Betancourt would have been welcomed back to France...

I tell you, reality is stranger than fiction; not even the Inspecteur Clouseau and le Gendarme de St-Tropéz could have accumulated the sillyness like this... *LOL*

But that is another story...!

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