l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

So, another year and once again this farce carries forth - for everyone aged 4 and less to be deceived and have their hearts thoroughly crushed by a Coca-Cola guzzler (with a spotless beard - somehow) once they hit the 5 year mark... NORAD continues in the awkward footsteps of CONAD (man, they really did well to change their acronym; a myriad multilinguals and I can think of a million puns to make with that ''CONAD'' thing...!  It stood for '' Continental Air Defense Command''  somehow - don't ask how...! You may ask how and most especially and importantly why  they are tracking down Ol' Kris Kringe since the late 50's at least... Is it because ol' man Santa is a Commie?  Is it because he's a threat to our National Defense...?  Pardon - North American Continental Defense - as it is the U.S.A. *and* Canada together in this thing and, until proven otherwise, these two are still two distinctive countries, or so they say... But we are d...