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Hmm... The King Of Kings Is Returning This Sunday... ON PAY-PER-VIEW?

... I doubt it! And I AM A BELIEVER...! But I just KNOW that when the ONE TRUE KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS RETURNS - it will not be advertised by the WWE not will it be on Pay-Per-View! On CNN, maybe - assuredly even! ;) But not on PPV - nope! In the meantime, THE TRUE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS Will Make Sporadic Ethereal Appearances to those most worthy of His August Presence - certainly not rasslin or wrestling or 'sports-entertainment' fans and/or providers! +++

Hmm... Reality Sure Is Stranger Than Fiction

Remember the film "The Astronaut's Wife"? Remember, for that matter, "The Devil's Advocate"? Charlize Theron was in both - pretty much goes crazy in both (which undoubtedly led to her turning into such a 'Monster' soon thereafter - and, from there, going really crazy and dumping Christina Ricci in favor of Penelope Cruz and bloody lip liplocks! But that is another story - or several others...) This is real life, folks: and, in real life, the first two roles beacme intermingled and the astronaut and the wife were one and the same (only it wasn't a "wife" technically - details, details, I know... Nobody cares about the institution of marriage these days anyways - right? Don't answer that and let's just move on...) THIS WAS THE STORY: Now, Lisa Nowak has cast aside any resentment any residual rage (or so she says) as well as any soiled diapers left in her car- and she is begging for forgiveness, yes! The aliens that possessed her h...

Hmm... If Dean is a Thief, what does that make his brother?

Just a sly reference to the cast of the CW show "Supernatural", that's all... ;) What prompted it is the odd and dubious "honor" of seeing one's name being attributed to devastation, death & destruction - in other words, a hurricane! (Well, okay, it could have been, also, a tropical storm...!) Read about Hurricane Dean, hence - in the comments section! ;)

Hmm... Is There Something Supernatural Going On Here... Huh?

Hurricane Dean lashes Jamaica Category 4 storm plows through Caribbean with 145 mph winds and torrential rains. Of course, hurricanes and tropical storms are named in advance, in a pre-selected rotative way that makes them wear any given name at any given time... Still, there's synchronicity here...! Everybody slightly familiar with that show KNOWS that it is Dean that carries it... And who are we to say that hurricanes and tropical storms aren't really "supernatural" forces at work, hmm?

Hmm... Batman & Barbie - together again for the first time!

In infamy their togetherness shall be forever remembered too! For Batty and Barb prove to be a THREAT TO YOUR CHILD'S WELL-BEING! At least, say, Emmanuelle & James Bond, when they finally got to be seen together, were not considered hazardous to children's health (or even their innocence ; for it was an over-the-hill Sylvia Kristel meeting a has-been one-shot wonder, George Lazenby, and their scenes together were not amorous in nature in the least - they simply carried on a casual conversation on a chartered flight, comfortably seated side by side, during several framing sequences that merely led to the lewd softcore stuff Emmanuelle used to do - now all done by a brand "new" ah, "actress" - yes! But I digress...) Batman & Barbie, though, are really a deadly duo - kids are endangered, all over the globe... A Chinese exec even went hara-kiri style, over this duo! I guess ditching Robin did pay dividends, eh, Batty? ;) Shooting in Asia could... no,...