Hmm... Reality Sure Is Stranger Than Fiction

Remember the film "The Astronaut's Wife"?
Remember, for that matter, "The Devil's Advocate"?
Charlize Theron was in both -
pretty much goes crazy in both
(which undoubtedly led to her turning into
such a 'Monster' soon thereafter -
and, from there, going really crazy
and dumping Christina Ricci
in favor of Penelope Cruz
and bloody lip liplocks!
But that is another story - or several others...)
This is real life, folks:
and, in real life, the first two roles
beacme intermingled
and the astronaut and the wife
were one and the same
(only it wasn't a "wife" technically -
details, details, I know...
Nobody cares about the institution of
marriage these days anyways - right?
Don't answer that
and let's just move on...)
THIS WAS THE STORY:

Now, Lisa Nowak has cast aside any resentment
any residual rage (or so she says)
as well as any soiled diapers left in her car-
and she is begging for forgiveness, yes!
The aliens that possessed her have left this planet?
The unclean spirits were exorcised back to the Pit?
The devil made her do it -
and has been at work for NASA all these years?
(Judging from the looks of one
"Stan The Man From Mars"
of OdysseyToys fame - could well be...!
But that might be another question entirely...)

And indeed, so many questions arise, now...

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak, left, looks on
along with her attorney Cheney Mason
during a hearing at the Orange County courthouse in Orlando, Fla.,
Friday, Aug. 24, 2007.
Nowak, accused of attacking a romantic rival, asked a judge Friday
to let her remove her electronic monitoring ankle bracelet,
saying that it cuts her ankle and gets in the way of her military boot laces.
(AP Photo/Red Huber, POOL)