Remember the film "The Astronaut's Wife"?
Remember, for that matter, "The Devil's Advocate"?
Charlize Theron was in both -
pretty much goes crazy in both
(which undoubtedly led to her turning into
such a 'Monster' soon thereafter -
and, from there, going really crazy
and dumping Christina Ricci
in favor of Penelope Cruz
and bloody lip liplocks!
But that is another story - or several others...)
This is real life, folks:
and, in real life, the first two roles
beacme intermingled
and the astronaut and the wife
were one and the same
(only it wasn't a "wife" technically -
details, details, I know...
Nobody cares about the institution of
marriage these days anyways - right?
Don't answer that
and let's just move on...)
THIS WAS THE STORY:
Now, Lisa Nowak has cast aside any resentment
any residual rage (or so she says)
as well as any soiled diapers left in her car-
and she is begging for forgiveness, yes!
The aliens that possessed her have left this planet?
The unclean spirits were exorcised back to the Pit?
The devil made her do it -
and has been at work for NASA all these years?
(Judging from the looks of one
"Stan The Man From Mars"
of OdysseyToys fame - could well be...!
But that might be another question entirely...)
And indeed, so many questions arise, now...
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak, left, looks on
along with her attorney Cheney Mason
during a hearing at the Orange County courthouse in Orlando, Fla.,
Friday, Aug. 24, 2007.
Nowak, accused of attacking a romantic rival, asked a judge Friday
to let her remove her electronic monitoring ankle bracelet,
saying that it cuts her ankle and gets in the way of her military boot laces.
(AP Photo/Red Huber, POOL)
along with her attorney Cheney Mason
during a hearing at the Orange County courthouse in Orlando, Fla.,
Friday, Aug. 24, 2007.
Nowak, accused of attacking a romantic rival, asked a judge Friday
to let her remove her electronic monitoring ankle bracelet,
saying that it cuts her ankle and gets in the way of her military boot laces.
(AP Photo/Red Huber, POOL)
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By TRAVIS REED,
Associated Press Writer
Sat Aug 25, 7:19 AM ET
ORLANDO, Fla. - Lisa Nowak wants the woman she allegedly attacked in a romantic astronaut rivalry to know she's sorry. She also wants to be freed of an ankle bracelet that electronically monitors her movement, and for the media to leave her alone.
Nowak made an emotional statement after court Friday, apologizing to Colleen Shipman, the woman she allegedly attacked after a 1,000-mile drive, and others affected by the case. The two met in court during a tense 6-hour hearing over the bracelet and defense motions to toss her arrest interview with police and the search of her car.
Circuit Judge Marc L. Lubet said he would rule on the anklet within a week, and told both attorneys to make room for another 6-hour hearing.
The whole case involves a strange love triangle between Nowak, fellow former astronaut Bill Oefelein and Shipman. Nowak told police she went to Orlando to confront Shipman and see "where she stands."
"The past six months have been very difficult for me, my family and others close to me," Nowak, a Navy captain and pilot, told reporters. "I know that it must have also been very hard for Colleen Shipman, and I would like her to know how very sorry I am about having frightened her in any way and about the subsequent public harassment that has besieged all of us."
Shipman had her attorney read a statement during the hearing and hadn't planned to speak, but Nowak's lawyers persuaded Lubet to make her testify.
Speaking firmly, the Air Force captain said she still fears Nowak and felt better with her under surveillance.
"When I'm home alone and there's nobody there with me, it is a comfort," Shipman said.
Nowak is specifically barred from Brevard County, where Shipman lives in Florida, and must file notice when visiting the rest of the state.
Under questioning from defense attorney Donald Lykkebak, Shipman acknowledged visiting her boyfriend in Nowak's hometown of Houston several times since Nowak's arrest. She didn't say if that boyfriend was space shuttle pilot Oefelein, who had a romantic relationship with both women.
Nowak, a 44-year-old mother of three who has been dismissed by NASA, has pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault in the February confrontation in an Orlando International Airport parking lot.
She is free on $25,500 bail, though the tracking anklet is a condition of her release. Nowak told the court Friday it's bulky, uncomfortable and expensive — the weekly rental rate of $105 exceeding $3,000 so far.
She also claimed it prevents her from exercising as she's required as a military officer.
Nowak promised to abide by all court orders if the device is removed, including no contact with Shipman.
Prosecutors said Nowak could still exercise, and that her inconvenience was less important than Shipman's security.
"You're paying a media consultant — fire the consultant," assistant state attorney Pamela Davis told Nowak.
Testimony also addressed whether Nowak wore diapers to avoid stopping on her trip from Houston to Orlando. Astronauts use them on shuttle missions, and that detail has made Nowak a worldwide punchline.
In June, Lykkebak called it "the biggest lie in this preposterous tale," and criticized the media for its circulation.
Lykkebak didn't mention it Friday, but Orlando police detective William Becton reiterated that he found a garbage bag with three dirty diapers in the former astronaut's BMW. He said Nowak told him she urinated in them on the drive to limit stops, though Becton initially feared they were from an unattended child.
Lykkebak has said the diapers were left in the car after a long-ago hurricane evacuation.
...
I wonder how many have taken that "diaper travel tip" and made use of it since this odd and very bizarre news bit was made public...
Considering all the road rage incidents each and every year - and certainly the undemiable fact that we have many deeply disturbed commuters and travelers going in all directions by plane, train or automobile...
The chances are good that the answer is:
"quite a few"...!
...