Hmm... The King Of Kings Is Returning This Sunday... ON PAY-PER-VIEW?

...

I doubt it!
And I AM A BELIEVER...!
But I just KNOW that
when the ONE TRUE
KING OF KINGS
LORD OF LORDS
RETURNS
- it will not be advertised by the WWE
not will it be on Pay-Per-View!
On CNN, maybe - assuredly even! ;)
But not on PPV - nope!

In the meantime,
THE TRUE KING OF KINGS
AND LORD OF LORDS
Will Make Sporadic
Ethereal Appearances
to those most worthy of
His August Presence -
certainly not rasslin
or wrestling
or 'sports-entertainment'
fans and/or providers!

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