l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

ho ho ho Честито Рождество Христово! Joyeux Noël! Merry Christmas! Feliz Natal! Feliz Navidad! And so, now, enjoy the best music of 2009!

I would be remiss if I did not blast (on this, my least abrasive blog of all- methinks and you better believe that I can be meaner than this here - I must mention it at least here!) the lacks of Laval jacks there... I mean, they don't get the facts right, they nurture disinformation and commérages instead, they make things worse (with unrealistic figures, among other things) than they truly are... They're worse than women - as my very FEMININE colleague would say! (So, in other words, stick the chauvinistic accusations up where the sun doesn't shine - hmm?) Hence, in light of ALL THIS (and the article here ) I had to comment.. I simply had to... And since I "fear" the sudden deletion of my words (rightly so too - just look at the GeoCities hécatombe , man!) I JUST HAVE TO REPUBLISH IT RIGHT HERE, PALS! À bon entendeur - salut! Je me demande avec quel degré de DÉSINTÉRÊT que vous vous renseignez afin de pondre ces joyaux de journalistique active, vraiment... ...

THE EAGLE LANDED 40 YEARS AGO, TODAY... OR DID IT? Moon Landing Mysteries

What is this God-forsaken (only alleged "God's Country" - trust me on that!) piece of wasteland (wasted land for sure) NOW? 142... 143 years-old? OFFICIALLY, that is! A mere one hundred and forty-something... and it thinks it is so GREAT! HA! Granted, it doesn't have nearly as bad a superiority complex as the damn USofA do...! But that is another story... Both should be annexed already - amalgamated and bombed by North Korea (if it ever gets the technology it needs to make them long range missiles North Korean Nukeheads DREAM OF...! Who says they don't already have it though... EH? Who says the many enemies of the USofA won't supply it to them ASAP... HMM? That is another story too - I know! So I'll just stop digressing already, EHMM? HMM? EH? Whatever!) *************** The thing is, I just caught a snippet of the celebration today, down in OTTAWA - man, is it a BORING PARTY too! Their idea of fun is: a sad excuse for music, with Gregory Charles at th...

A whole lot, apparently...! Any entreprise (except Zellers at this point - apparently! They who dropped their Zeddy like yesterday's old sack of rotten potatoes...! But I am digressing already...) any business worth its salt usually KNOWS the value of a mascot; the instant contact it can trigger with its customer-base, initiating a friendly and immediate familiar rapport that could NEVER BE otherwise... almost! (Okay, it could be, but it would take a hell of a lot of time and, quite frankly, time is money that is not being made while it is spent doing that - are you following me here...?!? Yes - I was digressing - again! Let's just MOVE ON...!) Yes indeed, most retail chains have their mascots and they have THEM - by the balls! One false move from the mascot and the whole chain COLLAPSES! For nothing is as bad, in terms of bad publicity, than a misbehaving mascot that represents your entire entreprise, believe you me! That is why only the utmost professionals, the most r...

Hmm... I wonder why peeps assume to give me a "holiday" (or just a bonafide proverbial "day off") on Passover instead of Good Friday? Do I look like a follower of judaism, with my beard? Am I confused with inept followers who STILL await a Messiah to be BORN to them...?!? Can any one of those actually pass for ME - L.P.? Is my kind and their kind so intricately linked - truly? Can we really be found to be interchangeable, say, if a Messiah did show up and there was a need for a quick mob to assemble and shout "crucify him" all over again...?!? I think not! Thus... I WANT MY GOOD FRIDAY OFF! And Easter Sunday too - it goes without saying! +++

Straight out of MY Frazy too! Stylem.com ... Whatever they call it now!

'Tis The Age-Old Question To Ponder Indeed - for those who have nothing better to do, that is! Now, let's peek at the top contenders , shall we? And try and guess for which color I voted; to which the luminous vote goes to...! Note the absence of RED! I'm so glad! So glad to see it glow by its conspicuous absence! Damn crimson crap is overrated anyways! Scarl-e-atine scum! Bloody bloodsucka, ya! *LOL*

You tell me: 'cause I just don't know anymore! The mandatory remix dance version is not enough anymore, it would seem... Here's just one "subject-case" example... And I'm not sure which is worst too: that there are so many bastardizations of one of the greatest soundtracks of all-time OR that some ignorant fools erroneously attribute the fine work of one luminous Lisa Gerrard to (well, equally luminous) Enya! Hmm...

Nope - not this year! Let's be SELECTIVE this year; selective and retrospective! Thus - a very quick recap first and then, our pick for 2008! Fine with you? It better be! Okay now, then - if this song was THE SONG OF THE YEAR for 2007 (as far as I was concerned) This one has to be IT - for 2008, for ME... (And it is all about ME here - MY blog and I!) Close second would be this one: Hey - it was Leslie Feist's year, okay?!? 'Nuff said!