What is this God-forsaken (only alleged "God's Country" - trust me on that!) piece of wasteland (wasted land for sure) NOW? 142... 143 years-old? OFFICIALLY, that is!
A mere one hundred and forty-something... and it thinks it is so GREAT! HA!
Granted, it doesn't have nearly as bad a superiority complex as the damn USofA do...! But that is another story...
Both should be annexed already - amalgamated and bombed by North Korea (if it ever gets the technology it needs to make them long range missiles North Korean Nukeheads DREAM OF...! Who says they don't already have it though... EH? Who says the many enemies of the USofA won't supply it to them ASAP... HMM? That is another story too - I know! So I'll just stop digressing already, EHMM? HMM? EH? Whatever!)
The thing is, I just caught a snippet of the celebration today, down in OTTAWA - man, is it a BORING PARTY too! Their idea of fun is: a sad excuse for music, with Gregory Charles at the piano (he's no Ray Charles - no relation, not even close! Same color though) and an off-key, all-around pathetic adult choir that surely was hastily put together in order to "mirror the diversity across the country" - sheesh! How about the MEDIOCRITY across the land, eh? *LMBO*
After that painful earful of sounds and shrieks, everybody lines up for handshakes! That's a PARTY? Nothing more than hypocritical protocol to me! The height of hypocrisy, actually! And, all lined up, we get to see once again all the specimens of that purported "healthy diversity" out there: there are french frogs, redskins, yellow skins, pale faces, anglo-saxons, old buggers, young tarts, the prime minister (he could be included in the old buggers though) and the governor general (she could be included in the young tarts too!) and, lest I forget to mention them, yellow-bellied liars all about the place!
That's CANADA for ya!
Land of frigidness! Home of the CRAVE!
NEM CANA DÀ!
So true!
;)
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