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Hmm... Samsung, Eh? I Wonder...


The same maker of crappy DVD players, 
crappier TVs and stereo systems
obsolete VCRs 
and still crappier cellphones 
invites me to sit down 
in a crappy theater 
soiled with crappy fake popcorn butter 
and crapfest so-called foods' 
crumbs and leftovers 
(if not regurgitated bits - outright) 
AND sticky seats 
due to the overflow of 
soda pop sugars 
SIT amidst an overexcited crowd 
(overexcited for absolutely 
NOTHING) 
to watch a crappy waste of celluloid 
- not to mention waste of MILLIONS 
OF DOLLARS 
THAT COULD HAVE HELPED BILLIONS 
OF THE NEEDY ONES ON THIS PLANET 
- or, at the very least, 
produced a much better film than THAT...!

Needless to say, 
Samsung, 
you can take the invite 
and shove where the sung don't SING! 


;)


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