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Hmm... Is It Time To Wrestle, Yet?



Those of you who have checked out some other blogs o'mine, 
such as  The Loquacious Blog  for instance 
(or have been privy to my Vimeo videos...!) 
those will already  know  what this is all about: 
a Luminous Challenge 
to a series (quite possibly neverending, verily!) 
of grueling-even-though-choreographed 
confrontations inside either 
a squared circle, 
a fifteen foot-high steel cage 
or just any dreary parking lot, really,  
as long as it is all captured on film... 

Those who have been challenged 
are so numerous -
as numerous as the sands of polluted beaches 
and as countless as the nincompoops 
making up the masses around the globe... 
indeedy! 
Those types include, 
in no particular order, REALLY, 
the likes of: 
Lufisto 
Gourrrrrgen 
Paki Primo 
Les Chiens Sales 
TOE-Ninny 
and so many more...
REALLY.

And none of them want to step into the ring with me.
Why is that?!? 

Hmm...  Cowards. 

Maybe I need to be as insulting, 
as virulent, as unapologetically offending 
as this other Canadian guy here...




R.I.P. Charlton 
+++ 

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