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Hmm... Is It Time To Wrestle, Yet?

Those of you who have checked out some other blogs o'mine,  such as   The Loquacious Blog   for instance  (or have been privy to my Vimeo videos...!)  those  will already   know   what this is all about:  a Luminous Challenge  to a series (quite possibly neverending, verily!)  of grueling-even-though-choreographed  confrontations inside either  a squared circle,  a fifteen foot-high steel cage  or just any dreary parking lot, really,   as long as it is all captured on film...  Those who have been challenged  are so numerous - as numerous as the sands of polluted beaches  and as countless as the nincompoops  making up the masses around the globe...  indeedy!  Those types include,  in no particular order, REALLY,  the likes of:  Lufisto  Gourrrrrgen  Paki Primo  Les Chiens Sales...

Hmm... So Then... Who Made The Pyramids, Again?

WELL... NOT THE EGYPTIANS,  THAT IS FOR DAMN SURE!!! Now, whoever put this diagram together -and shared it on FB- clearly  had an agenda: he or she chose to represent similar stuff in order to prove or impose his point - which is a definitive no-no in objective scientific extrapolation, which is all this should be here, really. The deliberate presentation of one specific style of pyramid - the step-pyramid, to name it - is to bring one and all to embrace that this durable method was used by three different but equally prone to be logical races separated by long distances and with zero means to have communicated back then, thus no ties whatsoever...   But what races do we speak of here: the direct ancestors of the Mexicans were weird chicos that self-destructed in delusional rites and senseless alliances with Spaniard bastards who promptly stabbed them in the back (on top of contaminating them with previously unheard of viruses in the Americas!)   The foref...

Hmm... To MANIF Or Not To MANIF...

That is the question nowadays indeed!  For, with all that is happening all over the world, with all the dirt coming out as it was predicted that it would (''all that is hidden will come to light'' - quote The Word !)  and all the evidence pointing at a handful of so-called ''powerful'' ones dictating all the chaos that goes one left and right - all to ensure their financial well-being remains as it is... NO OTHER REASON AT ALL!!!  And so, with all that going on, you'd have to be blind as a mole, stoic as a bat and dumb as a dorky member of parliament (those that don't take any decisions - in other words, the cronies) to not want to protest all this crap...  In certain parts of the globe, they call these things ''manifs'' - short for manifestations, manifestations, as they are, of the true will and level of ''fed-upness'' of the people...!  And they sure do have plenty of reason to be fed up, these people... As e...

Hmm... Behold - The Luminous Stripper?!?

As my stalwart Facebook friend Paule stated so eloquently in writ: ''commercials - we'll always have them so they might as well be good! '' (Okay, she wrote it in French originally, but hey - I am ye blogger so I am ye translator as well - capisce? So then let's move on...! )  So here is a ''good'' one: an original one at any rate, courtesy of   Contrex  - your slimming partner , whether you knew it and wanted it or not -  and it features some sort of gigantic, electronic-ethereal version of... moi?!? I am flattered, really... They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all - but really, Contrex: you didn't have to go to such lengths now...! Well - we do share the same love of agua  quite obviously; and the same sense of humor, too!   And both of us like to surprise our audiences...!  ;-) Post  (originally) by Allô quoi, t'es une fille t'as pas de shampoing . ? Like  ·   ·  Share ...

Hmm... Mooning, Anyone?

On theories that make you want to pull down your pants and moon the wretched powers that be ... That sounds as plausible a theory as any I've ever heard  - this side of conspiracy theorists, of course! I totally abhor ''moonwalking'' of any kind, however!  My walking is the way God Intended me to walk: ever forward, never backwards!  Luminous Pedestrian style! By profile!  Wooo! Let's go for a walk now... Woooooo - indeed! But let's face it now: the moon affects us all  -werewolves, wolfmen or whatsnot- and we will never escape it (never mind those wishes of getting rid of it  Space:1999 style! We're way past that date anyways...) I hated that show - save for Maya... Maya... and Maya!  I can't stand that insufferable song either; you know which one - the one that  puts it into question, in such a silly way: ''if you believe they put a man on the moon - man on the mooooon!'...

Hmm... The Invincible Ignorant Again?

You've heard of that theory before -  haven't you all?  The theory of ''invincible ignorance'' - when one chooses it  and therefore knowledge cannot penetrate in there,  breach those defences, because this type of ignorant  wants to remain ignorant!  Seems like we've reached a point in which, indeed,  amidst all the apparent wealth of data providers  and all the possible (and impossible) sources  of vital and even secret information,  that we can truly call those who shut their eyes  and stuff their ears willingly,  in order to keep out all of that from coming in,  and nurturing thought-process,  stimulate brain-cell growth  and more - much more... well, those individuals who knowingly  or unknowingly do just that  can certainly be called  the Invincible Ignorants of the  21st Century!  Congrats... fools!  :-) 

Hmm... Summer Has Been Summered...?

They do say that Spring Has Sprung - when it officially does, even though it's still cold as hell out there...!  Why not use the bogus verb of ''summering'' as it should be used, too, then, when the favored season has FINALLY arrived - HUH? All right, all right - we won't do it because to do so might doom us all and jinx the aborning summer to be the shortest one ever in human recorded history! For the only accepted use of the verb ''summering'' implies to pass the summer and so it implies it has already left us... *cry* :-( But this post is just about 'nother of them blasted Google Doodles, is all...! Hence, there is nothing to fear or dread of the kind - OKAY? Hmm...  And this blog is rapidly becoming a succession of reviews of doodles, ranging joyously and copiously from Google's oodles of poodles to all other manners of noodles that regularly provide themor the source material for them on the puddle that is the world wide web....

Hmm... What's In A Google Doodle Anyway?

Hmm... The B-Day Of An Atheist Now?

Is the birthday of such a fool worthy of celebration - even ''x'' number of years after he croaked?  That is the question we are asking ourselves today (or tonight) on the blog that makes its readers go ''hmm'' just as we go ''hmm...'' over a 1001 topics...!  (Get that nuance, there?) Okay, forget all that and just ask yourselves if such an (quote-unquote) ''occasion'' is worth one of them infamous (and often insane) Google Doodles now...! Just click on this one - if only to play with the little alien iPad in it (clue: it says ''Don't Panic'') Yeahhhh... Good ol' Douggie   (nah - he wasn't so ''good''!)  would have been 61... Too bad he didn't even make it to 50,  in reality - and never saw that awful  movie adaptation  of his masterwork...! GOD Beamed him up first - which is quite the ironic thing ,  for one such as him...  I'm sure he was...