l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

Here is what this Dale dude down in Florida had to say after trading away the winning goaltender from the memorable 2011 Stanley Cup Finals - and acquiring, in a separate trade, the losing goaltender from that very same memorable 2011 Stanley Cup Finals... You know which one it is - the one that produced the most ridiculous riots seen this side of Montréal morons rioting because they actually managed to steal a first-round series they didn't deserve to win, two years prior to that or something... (We forget, ok? Or we try to...Sue us!) The one, in definitive, that produced this most memorable romantic shot of all right here: Photog: Rich Lam - 2011 Recouped by Getty Images  Now old news... Betcha they aren't even together anymore; for that is how fickle true canucks really are! But that's another story... But back to the funniest quotable nhl.com has ever posted in its life: QUOTE OF THE DAY It is huge. He's a big name down here and it sets ...

Have a look and take a gander at this guy - exclusive (or not-so-exclusive, perhaps - but these were indeed taken by MOI!) pictures of a stilt man on skates! Not just any stilt skilled skater either; a funny bogus player of the Habs (aka the Montreal Morons... er, Maroons... no, that's not it either... the Canadiens! Yeah! Not to be confused with the gold medalist ones - these are just the mediocre ones! But I am digressing again, and so early on, yet again...!) The name made it for me - a man on stilts is mildly amusing, but this kind of stuff is for the kids, really... The fact that he wore a jersey of the local club was a GIVEN - alas. These pics are taken at the site of the Montreal HighLights Festival - Montréal En Lumière, after all! On February the 27th, 2010, to be exact... aye. Nothing truly enlightening there, really - but they make full usage of available kiloWatts and their sponsor, Hydro-Québec, foots most of the bill, so it is all deLIGHTful, for sure... But ...

Yanick Lehoux se joint au CH Max Pacioretty signe avec le Canadien Brisebois souhaite revenir avec le CH Le premier match du CH le 10 octobre Ryan O’Byrne sous contrat Montréal est prête pour le repêchage True journalism pros would have gone with "TOUT MONTRÉAL" and not with the feminine take of the city (even though, in French, a city - une ville - is a feminine word...) because doing it this way makes the uneducated immediately think it is okay to say "prête" (or "prette" really - as it spells itself out in their minds) on EVERY occasion... Such as "le diner est prette" and "les travaux sont prettes" - yikes! RDS (RIS -not as in LOL, no - READ ON...) failed miserably in its role to educate and give out a PRIME example on how to SPEAK properly, there... But there is worse where that came from... A...

Débat 110% - Partie 1 (15/04/08) Depuis la défaite du Canadien dimanche soir en prolongation, nombreux sont les journalistes sportifs qui ont fait des suggestions à Carbo. Débat 110% - Partie 1 (15/04/08) They're supposed to be IMPARTIAL - not give free advice to ONE SIDE over the other; influencing the STORY they'll be publishing shortly, in the process! And they dare frown upon bloggers - sheesh! You can't - not when your journalistic ethics are so low! What does this say, really - if you take something to heart, you will intervene (in some mild way only, of course - but intervention in any way is forbidden! Journalists are only to report a story; not shape it! They are supposed to observe and report - not even to give their opinion on it! And it takes a pundit blogger bandit to tell them how to do their JOB...! Hmm...) Ultimately, I wonder WHAT THE HELL here; did these VERY partial so-called journalists and alleged members of the press really want to see their dam...

Débat 110% - Partie 1 (17/03/08) Débat 110% - Partie 1 (17/03/08)Après les Islanders de New York que le Canadien a facilement défaits 3 à 0 samedi soir, la troupe de Guy Carbonneau devrait connaître une semaine facile en jouant contre les Blues de St-Louis et à deux reprises contre les Bruins de Claude Julien. (moins) Les zinzins de 110% (quel non-sens; "cent-dix pour cent" - ça n'existe même pas, gang de zinzins, va! Et ça pense que leur opinion "experte" sur les sports-pas-forts vaut quelque chose après cette erreur flagrante de calcul en pourcentage! HA! Vraiment pathétique... vous pouvez bien être de TQS; le réseau qui ne sait pas combien de trente sous il y a vraiment dans une "piasse" - hmm? ;) - les pauvres zinzins de 110%, donc, se montrent condescendants envers les Blues et les Bruins - alors que les Bruins ont sensiblement le même nombre de points au classement et la même fiche [victoires-défaites-défaites en shootout] et les Blues, eux, ont...