l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

A whole lot, apparently...! Any entreprise (except Zellers at this point - apparently! They who dropped their Zeddy like yesterday's old sack of rotten potatoes...! But I am digressing already...) any business worth its salt usually KNOWS the value of a mascot; the instant contact it can trigger with its customer-base, initiating a friendly and immediate familiar rapport that could NEVER BE otherwise... almost! (Okay, it could be, but it would take a hell of a lot of time and, quite frankly, time is money that is not being made while it is spent doing that - are you following me here...?!? Yes - I was digressing - again! Let's just MOVE ON...!) Yes indeed, most retail chains have their mascots and they have THEM - by the balls! One false move from the mascot and the whole chain COLLAPSES! For nothing is as bad, in terms of bad publicity, than a misbehaving mascot that represents your entire entreprise, believe you me! That is why only the utmost professionals, the most r...

The month of May is MY MONTH - à moi, à moi, à moi! Yes, it is the month where I made my big splashy entrance into this world - was so disappointed with the place, like most of us are, that I erupted into tears on the spot too - and then they slapped my butt cheeks silly and told me to snap out of it! Do ANY one of us ever really do, though... hmm? But I am digressing... It is amusing if not bemusing for me to notice that, this month, some old sources of annoyance ("annoyment"...?) are seemingly going out of their way to actually PLEASE ME this time around... As if they knew it was my birthday soon or something...?!? Unlikely - but all the facts are as follow: - World Wrestling Entertainment's all-new LIVE pay-per-view offering this month is JUDGMENT DAY! On top of that, the advertising for their other pay-per-view offering - part of their "fanatic series" - bodly states that "this month (of May) the Apocalypse comes to television all month long". Wo...