l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

 

So maybe you're under quarantine right now  and feeling bummed out... blasé beyond belief...  irremediably bored to death?  (Bad choice of, ah, expression to use here;  at this particular time... Mea Culpa!  But hey - it's not like COVID-19  is an instant death sentence ~ it is not !  Odds are you'll get through it -  if you even get it; which you might not!  OKAY - let's move on ... )  You could sing the  INDOORS SONG,  for instance:  Think about it - no one will hear you sing along!  ... if you do not do anything stupid like video  capture it and share it on social media!  You may also want to go out for a walk -  oh yes, you can still do that!  As long as you remain distant and unreachable  at all times - from anyone you may encounter!  (Don't want to brag here... but *I* have  always been a Master at social distancing  ---...

WWWTF...?!?  YOU MEAN TO SAY...  This infernal, wretched thing  has been taking over our very lives,  all of our free time, all of our ability  to effectively communicate with one another  for three decades now...???  THAT'S AN ENTIRE LIFETIME - FOR SOME!!! ...yeah, yeah, yeah...  FELIZ ANIVERSARIO, INTERNET...!!!  MALVADO! 

How in blue (or... pink) blazes  is the color PINK chosen now  for a WEAR PINK day  bent on stopping  BULLYING?  Yikes - seems to me  wearing a pink t-shirt  would only be  an invitation  for MORE  BULLYING...!!!  ... which kinda, well, y'know...  defeats the original purpose here... huh?  The artist known as PINK - on top of that -  has inspired many, yes...  but to a whole lot of different things -  INCLUDING VIOLENCE!  That is the bully's favorite... ah... tool, you know?  That and taunting - lots of taunting...  Name-calling... goading into a sucker punch, usually!  Damn them bullies - damn them all!  Not smart one iota - just the basic street smarts  and those are plentiful among the inbreds, really!  But that's another sordid story... PINK has, therefore, inspired some  to START A FIGHT... ...

You've heard the expression:  "oh - what times we live in!"  Hmm...  That is *exactly* why we have got to do  as Dave says - in this classic tune of his here:  learn to live... and love... again! 

You all know what a BFF is...  Rrrrrrrrrrrrright?  So the question to ponder now is  THIS BLACK FRIDAY  -in the light of this information  right here; down below-  should this be thought of as  BF...FF:  BASTARDS FEST  FOREVER FOLLY  CULTURE EBENE  SHOULD BE ONE RELIABLE  SITE FOR THIS SORT OF DATA...  y'know. 

La prise de la Bastille...  La Révolution!  LA GUILLOTINE!  A great day to celebrate... hein?  Vous pensez ça, vraiment... les Français?   VRAIMENT?!? NOT!  Certainly not when one remembers  what truly transpired on that day... And, when you truly think about it,  what was obtained that day?  Liberté? POUR QUI - POUR QUOI?  Égalité? HA! PAS DU TOUT!  FRATERNITÉ?!?  Don't make me laugh!!!  Maudits Français - hypocrites!!  Tous des têtes de Macrons - va!  Forget your old adage/maxime/slogan... GO WITH  THIS BLOODY ONE INSTEAD:

... well... *I* am having issues  with the amounts of  SPAM CRAP  that I get in my Gmail!  Very poorly written spam crap,  I might add...!!! It's like the spammers  are telling me:  " you're just like  the rest of the pack -  you don't deserve  that we put any time  and genuine effort  trying to goad you  into clicking  on that link ...! " DAMNED  SPAMMERS! I shall deal with ya now... 

... said Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman?  Okay - we're getting carried away here...!  But how not to get Dr. Quinn involved  -today, of all days-  WORLD CHILDREN'S DAY  (and everybody knows  that the good doctor Quinn  was the most fervent defender  of children's rights  one could ever hope to find  on any TV screen -  in any work of fiction - ever!) And we can bet that she would feel  outraged... by this:  Children's Day 2017 - The Google Doodle A great Google Doodle, sure -  but those GIFs though...?!?  ON THIS DAY???

Yay... MAYDAY!