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hmm... 1984 !?

  So... We're hearing that Patty & Gal  didn't do so well in their redux...?  *WW84* isn't all that it  could have been/promised to be?  Maybe it is due to it  having only ONE song from 1984  in its entire soundtrack - and it isn't what it should have been: ...it is this:    WOW.  That was... underwhelming!  (In spite of the daring bits there,  for its day and prudish age;  such as the protruding ones  seen in this shot, screenshot  for your convenience  (since fickle YouTube might  take it down any second now!)   ...boobies? (Even if only side boob shots) in a MUSIC VIDEO from the Eighties?!?  And all staged in the midst of some kind of sado-maso lesbo scene...?!?  How did this get past the censors, back then?  How did it get uploaded to YT... NOW?  #ButThatIsAnotherStory No, really...  PATTY should have gone  WITH THIS SONG INSTEAD:  It tells the same basic ...

Hmm... Under Quarantine, Eh?

So maybe you're under quarantine right now  and feeling bummed out... blasé beyond belief...  irremediably bored to death?  (Bad choice of, ah, expression to use here;  at this particular time... Mea Culpa!  But hey - it's not like COVID-19  is an instant death sentence ~ it is not !  Odds are you'll get through it -  if you even get it; which you might not!  OKAY - let's move on ... )  You could sing the  INDOORS SONG,  for instance:  Think about it - no one will hear you sing along!  ... if you do not do anything stupid like video  capture it and share it on social media!  You may also want to go out for a walk -  oh yes, you can still do that!  As long as you remain distant and unreachable  at all times - from anyone you may encounter!  (Don't want to brag here... but *I* have  always been a Master at social distancing  ---...

Hmm... Time To Cry UNCLE?

Many are those crusty ol' uncle types pouting out there, this summer; they have been having doubts and expressed outright disgust and contempt over what Warner Bros. has done to their old favorites time has pretty much forgotten: the Men From U.N.C.L.E. - Illya Kuryakin and Napoleon Solo. And, one has to wonder, looking at the evidence (and, yes, we have bothered to watch the film, too) - can these old geezers who double as fanboys still, after all these years, be blamed in the least? The review of this Guy Flick will be unveiled on another blog, at another time (somewhere, here, on this vast, and ever luminous, TLB Prime Network!) but, for now, let us just ponder along with the fans over said evidence in this sordid affair , indeed...! Huh? Who are you?  I'M Illya Kuryakin! well... it's HERE, actually - cry UNCLE already!

Hmm... Is It Really That Rare?

Friday The 13th   *and*  a Full Moon too...! WOW... It's ''double your fun'' time, hmm...? Wiccans, witches and assorted creatures of the dark side  are all jumping for joy over this ''event''... For it so rarely occurs indeed, that the next one should be  only in 2049... If the world still spins around...!  Personally, I always thought  Jason Voorhees would have been  so much more interesting  were he to be revealed as  a werewolf, too... Now there could have been no doubt have THAT would have ended: no kids would have escaped THAT summer camp...! But let's face it:  the above GIF was most probably concocted  to laud an entirely different Jason's howling-est turn -  Momoa . So, we're pretty much back to square one, then -  and all we can hope for, one day, is that they'll waste  even more celluloid on this ''un-saga''  so that we can see Voorh...