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Hmm... Under Quarantine, Eh?

So maybe you're under quarantine right now  and feeling bummed out... blasé beyond belief...  irremediably bored to death?  (Bad choice of, ah, expression to use here;  at this particular time... Mea Culpa!  But hey - it's not like COVID-19  is an instant death sentence ~ it is not !  Odds are you'll get through it -  if you even get it; which you might not!  OKAY - let's move on ... )  You could sing the  INDOORS SONG,  for instance:  Think about it - no one will hear you sing along!  ... if you do not do anything stupid like video  capture it and share it on social media!  You may also want to go out for a walk -  oh yes, you can still do that!  As long as you remain distant and unreachable  at all times - from anyone you may encounter!  (Don't want to brag here... but *I* have  always been a Master at social distancing  ---...

Hmm... How Come I Forgot All THAT?!?

Never mind that Asinine Americans forgot aaaaaaall about it - never mind it is said to be ''What History Forgot'' --- I, the Luminous Pundit should not have... normally would not have... simply ''forgotten'' anything - anything at all - just like... that! Naaaahh ...! Granted, I do have much more on my mind than just the less-than-300 years-old INFANT HISTORY of ''America'' --- I have TRUE HISTORY on my mind - always! The rich, millennia-old history of Europa --- all the way back to ancient history, ancient civilizations --- Atlantis! And more... much more! It is understandable, therefore, that one such as I -with a myriad of higher interests, facts and traditions to keep in mind, always- would tend to... forget certain mere... footnotes, or anecdotes of history - especially as it pertains to American history! That's what guys such as this AHC guy here (teacher for 18 years - isn't it at least twenty, by now? Duh!) are t...

Hmm... Who Would Win?

The Fab Four or The Four Horsemen? In this context of pure ''what if'' or rather  ''if this happened... what then''  sort of psychotronic purée...  We have got to break it down here,  one by one  (or, rather, two by two - eh?)  in order to possibly make any sense of it... George Harrison versus Arn Anderson  John Lennon versus Ric Flair  Paul McCartney versus J.J. Dillon  Ringo Starr versus Tully Blanchard  With the Three Stooges (who were, also, four!)  and the 4 Marx Brothers  looking on... from up there, realistically!?  Suspension of disbelief is truly extended to infinity  with these sort of things...!  Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan  could show up too - under these parameters!!!  But that's another story...  For other blogs - or fan fiction, perhaps?  Wooooo!

Hmm... Skip These!

We recently posted about a great many anniversaries of note  that you must take note of - and celebrate,  whether you intended to or not  as 2016 ended and led into 2017... That was on another blog... (HA. You probably were clueless about half of them;  that's why Newsweek makes them lists, y'know!  And *we* blog about it, too!  We complement each other -  awakening the masses!  That's you, duh!) ANYWAY...  It occurred to us, however,  a mere 24-to-48 hours later,  that further awakening  was maybe needed...  As in ''WARNING:  DON'T CELEBRATE THESE ONES,  WILL ROBINSON!'' Be a good Daggit now and... OBEY!  *LOL* So, here is our short list of those  terrible dates on the calendar  that you ought to simply  IGNORE... com muito desprezo!  You better, anyway... This time, it's Rolling Stone that provides  all th...

Hmm... All Types Qualify, Right?

But for the *one* type that qualifies most of ALL...  and the truly Luminous version of this list... you will have to click *here* to see it!

Hmm... Herschel?

That name evokes sweaty black athletes that are far too tall for their own good, as far as sheer walking goes; or, perhaps, it gets mistaken for Hershey's - by those with an out-of-control sweet tooth... in advance state of decay, far beyond any dentist's ability to help, certainly...! But we are digressing - right off the bat, again?!? Today is the birthday of one of the world's most historically significant astronomer - her name is Herschel. Caroline Herschel. She is the first woman in recorded history to have assuredly identified a comet (a dozen comets, over time, actually) for the burgeoning science of astronomy! You may have seen her name on one of those comets that, quite periodically, dashes through the starry skies above - not as spectacular as Haley's, it can even be eclipsed by some asteroids - and yet... It is enduring; you can't take that away from it! For it is still out there... (However, it was last seen in 1939 - the year of birth of... Superman...

Hmm... So What Is All This About, You Think?

There are a lot of reasons why  a web surfer could be found to be  just a bit puzzled, these days... Or, maybe  -just maybe- it is all  a hell of a whole lot  about  nothing indeed. Now, do not dare call this  ''Seinfeldesque''  in the slightest way...! Luminous Has Blogged! +++

Hmm... 100 Days Without Tweeting!

Let's celebrate that too! As I just posted on the luminous blog to celebrate the true values, sense, meaning of Christmas - celebrating 100 days without a single chirp of any sort has got some merit as well --- don't you think? Sorry Tweetaholics and Twitters out there - but not tweeting has indeed been nothing but GOOD for little ol' moi here! I feel like myself again! And I certainly do not miss this: But hey - if that is your cup of tea (or, should I chirp... er, type... "if that is your kind of twit" here?) feel free to partake of it as much as you like...! After all, who's stopping you? Certainly won't be moi ...! I've got other twits to whip...! ;-)

Hmm... It's All About Me - Is It? No It Isn't!

Some may have thought - and they may have said it out loud as well - that these blogs of mine have been aaaaaaaaaall about my NOMBRIL (belly button in French - and a way to convey the notion of both self-centeredness as of egotism, the condition called nombrilisme by some experts of ill-repute, which is the same darn thing anyways! Why are there always at least two ways to convey, in short, the exact same idea? But I am digressing now - or straying away from the core subject of the day here! So let's just move on...) Well, in truth, NOTHING could be further from the truth! My blogs have not solely been about MOI - what, with the lambasting blog, lunacy blog and ludicrous blog alone (that's 3 out of... anyway, it's a good percentage!) I have tackled more HURLU-BERLUS than anyone dares to shake a stick at and I have done it on MY TERMS - and on my turf too, sure... I have done so tactfully, meticulously, without exposing myself to anything and without overstepping my boun...

Hmm... Journalistic Ethics Or Etiquette?

I would be remiss if I did not blast (on this, my least abrasive blog of all- methinks and you better believe that I can be meaner than this here - I must mention it at least here!) the lacks of Laval jacks there... I mean, they don't get the facts right, they nurture disinformation and commérages instead, they make things worse (with unrealistic figures, among other things) than they truly are... They're worse than women - as my very FEMININE colleague would say! (So, in other words, stick the chauvinistic accusations up where the sun doesn't shine - hmm?) Hence, in light of ALL THIS (and the article here ) I had to comment.. I simply had to... And since I "fear" the sudden deletion of my words (rightly so too - just look at the GeoCities hécatombe , man!) I JUST HAVE TO REPUBLISH IT RIGHT HERE, PALS! À bon entendeur - salut! Je me demande avec quel degré de DÉSINTÉRÊT que vous vous renseignez afin de pondre ces joyaux de journalistique active, vraiment... ...

Hmm... It's Canada Day... EH?

What is this God-forsaken (only alleged "God's Country" - trust me on that!) piece of wasteland (wasted land for sure) NOW? 142... 143 years-old? OFFICIALLY, that is! A mere one hundred and forty-something... and it thinks it is so GREAT! HA! Granted, it doesn't have nearly as bad a superiority complex as the damn USofA do...! But that is another story... Both should be annexed already - amalgamated and bombed by North Korea (if it ever gets the technology it needs to make them long range missiles North Korean Nukeheads DREAM OF...! Who says they don't already have it though... EH? Who says the many enemies of the USofA won't supply it to them ASAP... HMM? That is another story too - I know! So I'll just stop digressing already, EHMM? HMM? EH? Whatever!) *************** The thing is, I just caught a snippet of the celebration today, down in OTTAWA - man, is it a BORING PARTY too! Their idea of fun is: a sad excuse for music, with Gregory Charles at th...

Hmm... Now, That's MY Kind Of Art!

Straight out of MY Frazy too! Stylem.com ... Whatever they call it now!

Hmm... How Many Versions Are There Of Each Song, Anyway?!?

You tell me: 'cause I just don't know anymore! The mandatory remix dance version is not enough anymore, it would seem... Here's just one "subject-case" example... And I'm not sure which is worst too: that there are so many bastardizations of one of the greatest soundtracks of all-time OR that some ignorant fools erroneously attribute the fine work of one luminous Lisa Gerrard to (well, equally luminous) Enya! Hmm...

Hmm... It's Satan's Claws Time Again?!?

You better watch out You better look out Satan's Claws are coming to town! He knows if you've been naughty He knows when you have sinned...! He knows if you've been good or bad So that he can dish out punishment - HO! No wonder kiddies confuse Halloween and Christmas all the time! What will it be when St. Valentine's Easter Day rolls around - eh? ;)

Hmm... Luminous Elusiveness?

Hmm... indeed! I recently posted a whimsical post (again) on the main blog of this network of mine here - the ol' network within the older network (owned by Blogger - duh!) scheme, eh - and I do mean THE LUMINOUS BLOG aka TLB PRIME... The post was all about repertoriating as many LUMINOUS folks and/or entities (corporate or otherwise) as possible within the small frame of time that I disposed of to do it - and, these days, it isn't much! Days after publishing it, though, I thought to myself "I am lacking musical entities on that thing!" and nearly kicked myself in the rear end (where else) for having omitted to add my MY SPACE pals, Luminous Anonymous! (Okay - I didn't really come remotely close to kicking myself - but still!) And then, I found what I thought to be PERFECT additions to the post, reason enough to edit it, post-publishing, as is my luminous prerogative around here...! I found... Luminous Orange! WOW - my favorite color coupled with my m...

Hmm... More And More What?

Découvrez Captain Hollywood Project ! Captain Hollywood Project Lyrics More And More Lyrics The full song, though, with rap interludes included in bold, is this: More and more and more, I don't know where we're going to More and more and more, there's so much we don't wanna do 'Cause without we cheat and we learn from each and every heart affair It's without we cheat and we hurt till somebody's in despair Boom, keep in tune, Hollywood will soon left to the point, Right to the point smokin' Like it's a joint, makin' Ain't got time to be fakin' It's my turn and I'm takin' Everything without shakin' Yo here with the bacon More and more and more More and more and more More and more bam, don't give a damn Pump the music and jam there's no time for the problem Not a thought to some, but just make sure you get it Show the fella's you with it Being prompt you get it, never will you forget...