Hmm... Samsung, Eh? I Wonder...

The same maker of crappy DVD players, 

crappier TVs and stereo systems
obsolete VCRs 

and still crappier cellphones 

invites me to sit down 

in a crappy theater 

soiled with crappy fake popcorn butter 

and crapfest so-called foods' 

crumbs and leftovers 

(if not regurgitated bits - outright) 

AND sticky seats 

due to the overflow of 

soda pop sugars 

SIT amidst an overexcited crowd 

(overexcited for absolutely 

NOTHING) 

to watch a crappy waste of celluloid 

- not to mention waste of MILLIONS 

OF DOLLARS 

THAT COULD HAVE HELPED BILLIONS 

OF THE NEEDY ONES ON THIS PLANET 

- or, at the very least, 

produced a much better film than THAT...!

Needless to say, 

Samsung, 

you can take the invite 

and shove where the sung don't SING! 

;)