Hmm... Gasping Goofballs Sure Don't Know Much About History!

What is the problem here - the gap between their two front teeth somehow created a vacuum that got all the way up to their brains and sucked in most of the grey matter to be found there...?

Duh!

How could the brains behind sempiternally trendy brand ''THE GAP'' (yeah, we know it's not ''THE'' GAP but just ''the GAP'' - so don't get your socks all in a bundle over it now, you hear?) - how could they?!? Actually, the question is not ''how could they do this'' but really ''how could they NOT HAVE KNOWN WHAT IT REALLY MEANT... originally, that is!''

For those in need of a HISTORY COURSE FOR THE COMPLETELY IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL DUMMY - here is one. And here, right here, is another:

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Hmm... THOSE are the Big Hits of 2007...?

Unlike my stance in other areas (...) I will not pretend to be an "all-knowing expert" of what makes the ever ebullient music industry "pop"... (!) But I can still come up with a TOP 10 of what are, (IMLO) in my luminous opinion, the biggest hits of the year that is ending TONIGHT... 2007 was, in my eyes, Timbaland's year. His "Shock Value" release was something else and he managed to be both artist AND producer/promoter of other artists on it! Nelly Furtado had another revealing year (though revealing she might be flimsy a bit wasn't exactly a high point in her career) and she also collaborated with Timbaland, not-so coincidentally... Top spot goes to RIHANNA though - as her song expresses so "spunkily", just in its title, what I summarily feel about a certain designated driver that I know, a ninny by the name of ROSA... (!) Nods go also to the likes of Sean Kingston, who made a splash with his ode to being -gulp- suicidal? Took guts to...

Hmm... There We Go Again 1.0

There it is again - the whole debate... who is BETTER? Nobody! That's who... what... where, when and how! But do people listen to the truth of this statement? Do they grasp the futility of all this hogwashy nonsense; for to waste time discussing, debating & pondering who is better than whom leads absolutely NOWHERE! Do they understand that? Do they GET IT? No! Hence... here we go! One would be lying if one did not admit that this sort of thing gives us the opportunity to ask OTHER QUESTIONS here - more important, deep and profound questions regarding... tastes, preferences and hairstyles! Yes, hairstyles! Why not? Those are important topics... Rrrrright? Those are things that matter to us EVERY SINGLE DAMN DAY OF OUR LIVES! And those are things that make us go ''hmm'' - well, some of us anyway! As for the rest... nah - let's not go there! First things first though - let us submit for your assessment THE EVIDENCE: Step into the world of "Marv...

l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

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