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Hmm... Mooning, Anyone?

On theories that make you want to pull down your pants
and moon the wretched powers that be...


That sounds as plausible a theory as any I've ever heard 
- this side of conspiracy theorists, of course!

I totally abhor ''moonwalking'' of any kind, however! 
My walking is the way God Intended me to walk:
ever forward, never backwards! 
Luminous Pedestrian style!
By profile! 
Wooo!

Let's go for a walk now...
Woooooo - indeed!

But let's face it now: the moon affects us all 
-werewolves, wolfmen or whatsnot-
and we will never escape it
(never mind those wishes of getting rid of it 
Space:1999 style!
We're way past that date anyways...)

I hated that show - save for Maya... Maya... and Maya! 

I can't stand that insufferable song either;
you know which one - the one that 
puts it into question, in such a silly way:
''if you believe they put a man on the moon -
man on the mooooon!'' 
I believe you put a man in your mouth, 
lead singer - but that's another (sordid) story...

We celebrated the moon landing on this blog 
(or we will - all that blogging kinda has
the exact same effect on me as the time hopping 
good ol' Billy Pilgrim was doing in 
Slaughterhouse-Five, y'know -
especially when post-dating gets to be involved!)
so let's conclude this time out 
with something far more palatable
regarding the moon and all...


“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, 
an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, 
and a compulsion to do something about it. 
From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. 
You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck 
and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, 
‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.'”

― Edgar D. Mitchell

View the entire cartoon by Zen Pencilshttp://bit.ly/1ayxI3Q


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