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Friday The 13th   *and*  a Full Moon too...! WOW... It's ''double your fun'' time, hmm...? Wiccans, witches and assorted creatures of the dark side  are all jumping for joy over this ''event''... For it so rarely occurs indeed, that the next one should be  only in 2049... If the world still spins around...!  Personally, I always thought  Jason Voorhees would have been  so much more interesting  were he to be revealed as  a werewolf, too... Now there could have been no doubt have THAT would have ended: no kids would have escaped THAT summer camp...! But let's face it:  the above GIF was most probably concocted  to laud an entirely different Jason's howling-est turn -  Momoa . So, we're pretty much back to square one, then -  and all we can hope for, one day, is that they'll waste  even more celluloid on this ''un-saga''  so that we can see Voorh...

If the following doesn't play  you know who to blame:  Makes me you wanna cry, eh? No? After all, what's so ''happy'' about  chalking one more up on the countdown to... ah... oblivion? But that only applies if  you are devoid of faith,  the proper perceptive powers of things,  or plain ol' luminous sight! Because... That should apply to everyone: anonymous or luminous , yes! ;-)

Jagr We just couldn't score today. That's what you love or hate about hockey; games like that. We weren't able to score and it was just perfect game by him. Like baseball, it was just a perfect game. Sometimes you don't know how that happens, but it just happens. — New Jersey forward Jaromir Jagr on Calgary goalie Karri Ramo after the Devils were shut out by the Flames 1-0 on Monday night Actually...  Isn't it absolutely normal  to see flames engulf devils...?

Women are, primarily, mothers - right? They're our mothers, our leader figures, our bosses! Whether chauvinism and sexism lash out repeatedly, it does so out of frustration for we truly are living, in fact, in a matriarchal society, folksies!  Never have a second's doubt about that. ..! Who's the boss over at Google? If it's a man, he knows all that well and green lit the truth to be told, via an umpteenth doodle here: If it's a woman - well, blow your own horn while they can hear you roar, hmm?  Yeah! Stupendous work on thy doodle -  once again, Google! If only Gmail followed suit... We usually would take this opportunity to run an extensive, drawn-out list of all the women we admire in the world - past, present and fictitious - but that would be over at our brother blog/sister site The Luminous Blog ... but we have neither the time, nor the energy for that here, we are afraid!   Mama will be understanding...! :-!

Here is what this Dale dude down in Florida had to say after trading away the winning goaltender from the memorable 2011 Stanley Cup Finals - and acquiring, in a separate trade, the losing goaltender from that very same memorable 2011 Stanley Cup Finals... You know which one it is - the one that produced the most ridiculous riots seen this side of Montréal morons rioting because they actually managed to steal a first-round series they didn't deserve to win, two years prior to that or something... (We forget, ok? Or we try to...Sue us!) The one, in definitive, that produced this most memorable romantic shot of all right here: Photog: Rich Lam - 2011 Recouped by Getty Images  Now old news... Betcha they aren't even together anymore; for that is how fickle true canucks really are! But that's another story... But back to the funniest quotable nhl.com has ever posted in its life: QUOTE OF THE DAY It is huge. He's a big name down here and it sets ...

Some other blogger of renown felt inspired by the demise of the year to put together his list of thirteen music albums released in the course of said year that he deemed worthy enough (and the thirteenth there  was... drum roll please... drum roll some more... drum roll a little longer... drum... bah - enough of that already!  It was Lily & Madeleine. WHO... you ask? Exactly. But that's another story...) Cross-starred lesbian lovers of the 70s  or cross-eyed cloned sisters of the new millennium?  We don't wanna know... Oh, what a feeling to finish number 13 - you must be jumping for joy after that, EH? It got us thinking, though... You know *us* - anything and everything will get us thinking...!  It was true in 2013, it was true all those years before that most ominous year *and* it will be true throughout 2014 and beyond ; we can assure you of so much! Thus, why not compile our own lists - right here and right now - regarding 2013's thirtee...

Those of you who have checked out some other blogs o'mine,  such as   The Loquacious Blog   for instance  (or have been privy to my Vimeo videos...!)  those  will already   know   what this is all about:  a Luminous Challenge  to a series (quite possibly neverending, verily!)  of grueling-even-though-choreographed  confrontations inside either  a squared circle,  a fifteen foot-high steel cage  or just any dreary parking lot, really,   as long as it is all captured on film...  Those who have been challenged  are so numerous - as numerous as the sands of polluted beaches  and as countless as the nincompoops  making up the masses around the globe...  indeedy!  Those types include,  in no particular order, REALLY,  the likes of:  Lufisto  Gourrrrrgen  Paki Primo  Les Chiens Sales...

WELL... NOT THE EGYPTIANS,  THAT IS FOR DAMN SURE!!! Now, whoever put this diagram together -and shared it on FB- clearly  had an agenda: he or she chose to represent similar stuff in order to prove or impose his point - which is a definitive no-no in objective scientific extrapolation, which is all this should be here, really. The deliberate presentation of one specific style of pyramid - the step-pyramid, to name it - is to bring one and all to embrace that this durable method was used by three different but equally prone to be logical races separated by long distances and with zero means to have communicated back then, thus no ties whatsoever...   But what races do we speak of here: the direct ancestors of the Mexicans were weird chicos that self-destructed in delusional rites and senseless alliances with Spaniard bastards who promptly stabbed them in the back (on top of contaminating them with previously unheard of viruses in the Americas!)   The foref...

That is the question nowadays indeed!  For, with all that is happening all over the world, with all the dirt coming out as it was predicted that it would (''all that is hidden will come to light'' - quote The Word !)  and all the evidence pointing at a handful of so-called ''powerful'' ones dictating all the chaos that goes one left and right - all to ensure their financial well-being remains as it is... NO OTHER REASON AT ALL!!!  And so, with all that going on, you'd have to be blind as a mole, stoic as a bat and dumb as a dorky member of parliament (those that don't take any decisions - in other words, the cronies) to not want to protest all this crap...  In certain parts of the globe, they call these things ''manifs'' - short for manifestations, manifestations, as they are, of the true will and level of ''fed-upness'' of the people...!  And they sure do have plenty of reason to be fed up, these people... As e...

As my stalwart Facebook friend Paule stated so eloquently in writ: ''commercials - we'll always have them so they might as well be good! '' (Okay, she wrote it in French originally, but hey - I am ye blogger so I am ye translator as well - capisce? So then let's move on...! )  So here is a ''good'' one: an original one at any rate, courtesy of   Contrex  - your slimming partner , whether you knew it and wanted it or not -  and it features some sort of gigantic, electronic-ethereal version of... moi?!? I am flattered, really... They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery after all - but really, Contrex: you didn't have to go to such lengths now...! Well - we do share the same love of agua  quite obviously; and the same sense of humor, too!   And both of us like to surprise our audiences...!  ;-) Post  (originally) by Allô quoi, t'es une fille t'as pas de shampoing . ? Like  ·   ·  Share ...

On theories that make you want to pull down your pants and moon the wretched powers that be ... That sounds as plausible a theory as any I've ever heard  - this side of conspiracy theorists, of course! I totally abhor ''moonwalking'' of any kind, however!  My walking is the way God Intended me to walk: ever forward, never backwards!  Luminous Pedestrian style! By profile!  Wooo! Let's go for a walk now... Woooooo - indeed! But let's face it now: the moon affects us all  -werewolves, wolfmen or whatsnot- and we will never escape it (never mind those wishes of getting rid of it  Space:1999 style! We're way past that date anyways...) I hated that show - save for Maya... Maya... and Maya!  I can't stand that insufferable song either; you know which one - the one that  puts it into question, in such a silly way: ''if you believe they put a man on the moon - man on the mooooon!'...

You've heard of that theory before -  haven't you all?  The theory of ''invincible ignorance'' - when one chooses it  and therefore knowledge cannot penetrate in there,  breach those defences, because this type of ignorant  wants to remain ignorant!  Seems like we've reached a point in which, indeed,  amidst all the apparent wealth of data providers  and all the possible (and impossible) sources  of vital and even secret information,  that we can truly call those who shut their eyes  and stuff their ears willingly,  in order to keep out all of that from coming in,  and nurturing thought-process,  stimulate brain-cell growth  and more - much more... well, those individuals who knowingly  or unknowingly do just that  can certainly be called  the Invincible Ignorants of the  21st Century!  Congrats... fools!  :-)