To those who *dared* infer that my preference for ALAIN SOUCHON over PAUL McCARTNEY for "artiste de choix" on this Sunday, for (supposedly) THE big "show of shows" for this 400th anniversary of the foundation of Québec City ongoing (sigh) celebration (seems to be going on and on forever already - ENOUGH, ALREADY!) well - I can only say this... HA!
I wanted Souchon because he could have sung THE most perfect song for this occasion - a song that seems tailor-made indeed and to be destined to embody the SPIRIT OF QUÉBEC INDEED! That song is... LES REGRETS!
The song has this line early on in it: "j'ai perdu mon allégresse / sur des bateaux de conquête" - and that alone embodies the ambiance that surrounded the very foundation of Québec City four-hundred years ago, if you ask me!!!
But noooooooooooo - some (or many... make that MOST!) do not want to hear THE TRUTH!
Well, well, well - look at what the French, the very city of Québec and all the other morons associated "de près ou de loin" with it WENT AND HAVE DONE INSTEAD... HUH?
They frowned upon LES REGRETS (probably in favor of McCartney's lone French song, OÙ EST LE SOLEIL, as an anthem for this 400th un-anniversary...) perhaps, but then they went and set-up another version of LES MISÉRABLES at the venerable Théatre de Québec for the remainder of the festivities... The Sexiest Sexagenarian North of the Border, Dominique Michel, was even seen attending that, at the arm of mayor of Quebec... uh... what's his name again, Regis or something?!? ANYWAY... Sexy Dominating Dominique was even heard saying that she went to the MISÉRABLES premiere only because it gave her a chance to see the LOUVRE À QUÉBEC exposition earlier in the day! (You did know that the famed museum of Paris, LE LOUVRE, actually bothered to ship off some of its inestimable treasures (yawn) across the big drink, so it'd be a part of this 400th extravaganza for not much at all - rrrrrrrrright? Makes me wonder if BELPHEGOR, LE FANTÔME DU LOUVRE also came ; much like that time where they shipped off Dracula on a ship headed for London, so the fiend would wreak havoc THERE instead of HOME... Something like that! The French are VERY capable of something like this; and much worse too! I tell you, with cousins like this, Québec can well have become such a misbegotten one as well... But I digress, I guess!)
Thus, to make it short, there you have it: you could have nothing more than LES REGRETS if I had been heard, listened to at last; heck, if I was in charge - as well I should be! But instead, you got the ultimate humiliation; being called, by inference, LES MISÉRABLES! And this coming from the French - how degrading! It doesn't get much more degrading than that, I tell ya! This is added insult to the previous injury when PARIS MATCH actually botched up an article about Québec, showing its total lack of interest and certainly lack of CARING about the subject at hand, when they confused Quebec CITY and Québec the PROVINCE...
And now this!
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But yo - the bad publicity the likes of 1001 "indépendentistes" (including even buffoonesque Normand Brathwaite, who's usually content to make people LAUGH at his hijinks and at him, not at his political stance...) have gotten in the British tabloids, heading towards this Sunday show, are totally their own fault now and, thus, fully and well-deserved! They say such inane things about one of the Beatles; that he has no place here on this occasion, that all he does is remind people that most of those 400 years where spent under "le joug de l'empire britannique" - as if the Queen of England had been a tyrannical despot to them, or something... HA! Thye hate English because to French - and yet they just mangle that language beyond repair!!! And they want to blame it on a Beatle now, instead of just coming out and saying what they should be saying really: that he's an over-the-hill has-been who's on top of that an old silly goat since he got so easily scammed by a one-limbed bimbo?!?
HA - give me a break, you silly French frogs!!!
Découvrez Alain Souchon!
;)
I wanted Souchon because he could have sung THE most perfect song for this occasion - a song that seems tailor-made indeed and to be destined to embody the SPIRIT OF QUÉBEC INDEED! That song is... LES REGRETS!
The song has this line early on in it: "j'ai perdu mon allégresse / sur des bateaux de conquête" - and that alone embodies the ambiance that surrounded the very foundation of Québec City four-hundred years ago, if you ask me!!!
But noooooooooooo - some (or many... make that MOST!) do not want to hear THE TRUTH!
Well, well, well - look at what the French, the very city of Québec and all the other morons associated "de près ou de loin" with it WENT AND HAVE DONE INSTEAD... HUH?
They frowned upon LES REGRETS (probably in favor of McCartney's lone French song, OÙ EST LE SOLEIL, as an anthem for this 400th un-anniversary...) perhaps, but then they went and set-up another version of LES MISÉRABLES at the venerable Théatre de Québec for the remainder of the festivities... The Sexiest Sexagenarian North of the Border, Dominique Michel, was even seen attending that, at the arm of mayor of Quebec... uh... what's his name again, Regis or something?!? ANYWAY... Sexy Dominating Dominique was even heard saying that she went to the MISÉRABLES premiere only because it gave her a chance to see the LOUVRE À QUÉBEC exposition earlier in the day! (You did know that the famed museum of Paris, LE LOUVRE, actually bothered to ship off some of its inestimable treasures (yawn) across the big drink, so it'd be a part of this 400th extravaganza for not much at all - rrrrrrrrright? Makes me wonder if BELPHEGOR, LE FANTÔME DU LOUVRE also came ; much like that time where they shipped off Dracula on a ship headed for London, so the fiend would wreak havoc THERE instead of HOME... Something like that! The French are VERY capable of something like this; and much worse too! I tell you, with cousins like this, Québec can well have become such a misbegotten one as well... But I digress, I guess!)
Thus, to make it short, there you have it: you could have nothing more than LES REGRETS if I had been heard, listened to at last; heck, if I was in charge - as well I should be! But instead, you got the ultimate humiliation; being called, by inference, LES MISÉRABLES! And this coming from the French - how degrading! It doesn't get much more degrading than that, I tell ya! This is added insult to the previous injury when PARIS MATCH actually botched up an article about Québec, showing its total lack of interest and certainly lack of CARING about the subject at hand, when they confused Quebec CITY and Québec the PROVINCE...
And now this!
HA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But yo - the bad publicity the likes of 1001 "indépendentistes" (including even buffoonesque Normand Brathwaite, who's usually content to make people LAUGH at his hijinks and at him, not at his political stance...) have gotten in the British tabloids, heading towards this Sunday show, are totally their own fault now and, thus, fully and well-deserved! They say such inane things about one of the Beatles; that he has no place here on this occasion, that all he does is remind people that most of those 400 years where spent under "le joug de l'empire britannique" - as if the Queen of England had been a tyrannical despot to them, or something... HA! Thye hate English because to French - and yet they just mangle that language beyond repair!!! And they want to blame it on a Beatle now, instead of just coming out and saying what they should be saying really: that he's an over-the-hill has-been who's on top of that an old silly goat since he got so easily scammed by a one-limbed bimbo?!?
HA - give me a break, you silly French frogs!!!
Découvrez Alain Souchon!
;)
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