l.p. - luminous pondering - hmm...

Unlike my stance in other areas (...) I will not pretend to be an "all-knowing expert" of what makes the ever ebullient music industry "pop"... (!) But I can still come up with a TOP 10 of what are, (IMLO) in my luminous opinion, the biggest hits of the year that is ending TONIGHT... 2007 was, in my eyes, Timbaland's year. His "Shock Value" release was something else and he managed to be both artist AND producer/promoter of other artists on it! Nelly Furtado had another revealing year (though revealing she might be flimsy a bit wasn't exactly a high point in her career) and she also collaborated with Timbaland, not-so coincidentally... Top spot goes to RIHANNA though - as her song expresses so "spunkily", just in its title, what I summarily feel about a certain designated driver that I know, a ninny by the name of ROSA... (!) Nods go also to the likes of Sean Kingston, who made a splash with his ode to being -gulp- suicidal? Took guts to...

Hmm... Just to make things clear here... This Luciano is not this Luciano - or is he? Hmm... Why don't you ponder that for a while now, eh? ;) While I'm on the subject of lookalikes, though - one of my own flesh-and-blood ones whose site used to be here now gives out this definite sign of disarray when one tries to access it: a message that reads "This account has been suspended. Either the domain has been overused, or the reseller ran out of resources." The site which promised a sweet "démystification de l'acuponcture par le biais de renseignements et de photos sur cette médecine douce" must have left too many mystified indeed - and running back to the traditional quacks, methinks? The lack of noticeable results and/or actual improvement of one's health can only result in that sad pilgrimage, hmm? Well, maybe it's just off(line) for the holidays, though? Right...

Hmm... Same way we can tell the real Satan from all the wanna-be masters of evil? No?

These obvious Family Guy fans (could have been worse - instead of Seth MacFarlane, they could have been Todd McFarlane fanboys!) have an irreverent and all-around goofy approach towards CNN, GOD and everything in-between (including laughable recent multi-mediatic fads and... Susan Crabtree!) But really now - with flying around the globe required a batty dude who CANNOT FLY to carry around and so many references to the sea (from the absurd concept of a "gingerbread house under the sea"... to Susan Crabtree!) there is no excuse for not having invited an Aquaman and/or GL plush (see linked pics) or these two batty ones instead (see pic below) - to the "big rescue mission" here... The final catch would have been that much more plausible logical, probable, ah, and "cushioney" as well... not to mention that much more enjoyable for all! She would have made more sense than Batty as well... But I guess that the makers of the video couldn't afford to "col...

Rumors of Ronald's Demise have been greatly exaggerated though  - sort of like the promotional considerations for the Big Mac,  McRib, McPizza, McChicken, McNuggets and 1001 other poisons 

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Especially if it is to be found on the black market... in New York... and the item is *really* ah, unique... BEWARE! And, in closing, I just have to add a "BOO!"

MacDorak These funny guys, members of "Phylactère Cola", are proving to be the true "next generation" of no-holds-barred humor after LES CYNIQUES... And after RBO (Rock et Belles Oreilles) - yes. I guess that groups like "Chick'n'Swell", "le Groupe Sanguin" and "les Bleu Poudre" were simply transitory cliques meant to pave the way and bridge the gap between all three true generations of irreverent (and sometimes irrelevant, aye) groupes comiques du "Cul-bec" as a certain funny guy would say - one who is not a comic but still...! Hmm... Seems like attorneys and their ilk have "funny bones", somehow... Jerry Lewis may not have been a pettifogger, but he knew the value of being born with funny bones, apparently coining the expression and all...! But that is another story...

This, courtesy of one Sophia P. - blame it on her if the Dead are offended! (And, with friends like this, I don't need enemies! Nor does anyone else she's befriended this way... But I digress! Hades Has No Fury... As A Ticked-Off Woman? Oh well - she won't see this post anyway... I don't think! I'm safe - she won't send Pluto after me or something! *LOL*)

Several examples are out there that seem to be ample evidence enough pointing to the fact that the whole blamed universe is against you the moment you turn 66... Just check out this list of characters created in 1941... (The fact that the year ended very badly - in that certain pearly harbor specifically - seems to have jinxed anybody born that year... hmm?) Entries in the category " Characters introduced in 1941 " (according to and courtesy of Wikipedia !) A * American Crusader - dead (like America itself!) * Archie Andrews (comics) - commercially dead (i.o.w. oversaturation!) * Aquaman - AWOL and apparently DEAD after a stabbing incident... B * Black Marvel - wasn't even black...! Also dead... * Blackhawk (comics) - dead * Blazing Skull - blatantly overshadowed by that Ghost Rider clone of his... And looks dead to me... * Bucky - died in the war (and, unlike Robin Jason Todd, did not return - not as a bad guy, not in any capacity whatsoever. Oh, wa...

Mimi and Flo were - and look at what they find out in the end! Same Genes, maybe... But not the "Same Dude", nope!

Mascots Are Us! And if you think those are cute - wait 'til you see these! Philosophers and Thinkers have been turned into plush toys for profitable commerce and cuteness factor alike! The only drawback here is that great thinkers are now lumped together in a collection called "little thinkers"...! :( These "little thinkers" make for odd comrades-in-arms as Mahatma Gandhi is rubbing shoulders with Che Guevara; and why did they have to put Frida right next to Jesus? These odd rumors about Magdalene weren't enough or something...?!? A Charles Darwin plush toy is a GREAT IDEA though: talk about de-evolution! ;) Introduce Darwin to your pet dogs and scaredy cats and watch the fur fly as the discussion gets heated - as usual! *lol* And I thought the mini-collectibles that had the monopoly on this sort of thing were Lord Crumwell is a funny guy too, in his own right: one has to like the way he thinks - see what I mean by checking out his MySpace webpage wher...

Or do we have to call this one the Jon Benet Syndrome? They are fair little girls with blond hair and innocent angelic eyes - and yet people hate them and kill them? :( Who would want to cause harm to such fragile tiny damsels that are unquestionably 100% pure and could not hurt a fly...? From the snowy Boulder, Colorado American suburbs to the sunny Praia Da Luz, Portugal dream vacation resort - seems like the same monsters are lurking everywhere... ready to strike at poor defenseless prey. For Carol Ann - in the classic film "Poltergeist" - it was evil mean spirits from beyond; in real life though, it seems as if we'll never really know who the mean, unclean spirits were (surely to be found in the flesh... and, perhaps, flesh with close kinship) - these malicious fiends, whoever they are, that caused such heinous harm to both Jon Benet Ramsey and now, Madeleine McCann. +++

... I doubt it! And I AM A BELIEVER...! But I just KNOW that when the ONE TRUE KING OF KINGS LORD OF LORDS RETURNS - it will not be advertised by the WWE not will it be on Pay-Per-View! On CNN, maybe - assuredly even! ;) But not on PPV - nope! In the meantime, THE TRUE KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS Will Make Sporadic Ethereal Appearances to those most worthy of His August Presence - certainly not rasslin or wrestling or 'sports-entertainment' fans and/or providers! +++

Remember the film "The Astronaut's Wife"? Remember, for that matter, "The Devil's Advocate"? Charlize Theron was in both - pretty much goes crazy in both (which undoubtedly led to her turning into such a 'Monster' soon thereafter - and, from there, going really crazy and dumping Christina Ricci in favor of Penelope Cruz and bloody lip liplocks! But that is another story - or several others...) This is real life, folks: and, in real life, the first two roles beacme intermingled and the astronaut and the wife were one and the same (only it wasn't a "wife" technically - details, details, I know... Nobody cares about the institution of marriage these days anyways - right? Don't answer that and let's just move on...) THIS WAS THE STORY: Now, Lisa Nowak has cast aside any resentment any residual rage (or so she says) as well as any soiled diapers left in her car- and she is begging for forgiveness, yes! The aliens that possessed her h...

Just a sly reference to the cast of the CW show "Supernatural", that's all... ;) What prompted it is the odd and dubious "honor" of seeing one's name being attributed to devastation, death & destruction - in other words, a hurricane! (Well, okay, it could have been, also, a tropical storm...!) Read about Hurricane Dean, hence - in the comments section! ;)

Hurricane Dean lashes Jamaica Category 4 storm plows through Caribbean with 145 mph winds and torrential rains. Of course, hurricanes and tropical storms are named in advance, in a pre-selected rotative way that makes them wear any given name at any given time... Still, there's synchronicity here...! Everybody slightly familiar with that show KNOWS that it is Dean that carries it... And who are we to say that hurricanes and tropical storms aren't really "supernatural" forces at work, hmm?

In infamy their togetherness shall be forever remembered too! For Batty and Barb prove to be a THREAT TO YOUR CHILD'S WELL-BEING! At least, say, Emmanuelle & James Bond, when they finally got to be seen together, were not considered hazardous to children's health (or even their innocence ; for it was an over-the-hill Sylvia Kristel meeting a has-been one-shot wonder, George Lazenby, and their scenes together were not amorous in nature in the least - they simply carried on a casual conversation on a chartered flight, comfortably seated side by side, during several framing sequences that merely led to the lewd softcore stuff Emmanuelle used to do - now all done by a brand "new" ah, "actress" - yes! But I digress...) Batman & Barbie, though, are really a deadly duo - kids are endangered, all over the globe... A Chinese exec even went hara-kiri style, over this duo! I guess ditching Robin did pay dividends, eh, Batty? ;) Shooting in Asia could... no,...

After all, some stories are just too... well... lethargic or pathetic , eh? :!

Some kid posted this, weeks in advance: "I was going to go to 7.7.7 but here is the reason why I am not going.. Many thanks to MrAusBear and MrLeN for their assistance.. You have been warned!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqDyGNsnAus Hmm... After seeing but a portion of the Mad-Onna one's performance (another "dance endiablée" rendition of HUNG UP...) I must say... Hell, yeah! The master deceiver -heck, the father of deception- the devil sure succeeded in taking out any thoughts of God out of people's minds on the "holy day / miracle day" of 07/07/07... :! More videos to be found here - videos that have to do with the 07/07/07 Live Earth event per say! (Hmm... I wonder if Muse will perform THIS song...?) ;)

If you can digest Deborah Norville's intro to this story (and if the video is still available - duh) you should enjoy the following INSIDE EDITION report...

The month of May is MY MONTH - à moi, à moi, à moi! Yes, it is the month where I made my big splashy entrance into this world - was so disappointed with the place, like most of us are, that I erupted into tears on the spot too - and then they slapped my butt cheeks silly and told me to snap out of it! Do ANY one of us ever really do, though... hmm? But I am digressing... It is amusing if not bemusing for me to notice that, this month, some old sources of annoyance ("annoyment"...?) are seemingly going out of their way to actually PLEASE ME this time around... As if they knew it was my birthday soon or something...?!? Unlikely - but all the facts are as follow: - World Wrestling Entertainment's all-new LIVE pay-per-view offering this month is JUDGMENT DAY! On top of that, the advertising for their other pay-per-view offering - part of their "fanatic series" - bodly states that "this month (of May) the Apocalypse comes to television all month long". Wo...

Annette Funicello had a Magic Spell cast on her because of it... Siouxsie (and the Banshees) were Spellbound over it... And it is not only Daniel Bélanger who was  "Ensorcelé" (bewitched) over this fluffy stuff either...  Or sang about it...!  LOVE  has been said to be a whole lot of things  IT'S GOTTA BE A  HEX!

Darn Easter Wabbit!!! Nothing more than an opportunistic, voyeuristic fiend, I say! A liar and a thief too! Yosemite Sam was so right...

+++ A utility worker uses a pole to remove debris and fallen tree branches from frozen power lines in Springfield, Mo., Sunday. The third round of a powerful storm caused several deaths, dangerous driving conditions and widespread power outages that began earlier in the weekend. Photo By Mark Schiefelbein, AP LA CRISE DU VERGLAS was how they called it in Quebec, 1998 - most of the month of February was a horrible nightmare back then in "la belle province"... People died, people froze... No electricity, no power, only a few hours of daylight and then it was the darkness and cold again. Dehydration and hypothermia were constant threats. It was just horrid. In the midst of all that, something was rediscovered, for a brief time anyhow - human fraternity. And then, when everything came back to normal, it was lost again. Individualism and indifference came back to the fore. To this day, it hasn't stopped. I hope that, down in Missouri, Oklahoma and in all the other states th...

On the date that, waaaaay back in 1431, the trial of one JOAN OF ARK began, we learn that a 9/11 plotter has his prison term increased! It was doubled in fact, in a German court of all places, in Hamburg to be more specific... Justice is improving, being meted out in a harsher way to those who deserve it too, in the country where, a relatively short time ago (what's 60-65 years in human history? Peanuts...) dementia and lunacy overtook an entire nation (or a good portion of it) and possessed the collective psyche enough to have them commit such atrocities... All in the name of the imaginary "master race"...! I should apologize for the very condensed -very spontaneous too- luminous history lesson... But I will not! ;) Suffice it to say - if Joan of Ark got the stake, 576 years ago today... Surely Mounir el Motassadeq deserves to get 15 years in prison... And to be decked all along the way... I know - easy one to say... Or type, really... Sue me, willya? ;)

Feeling hesitant about flipping that page and peeking to see, now that I mentioned it... eh?